And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. Sex is a lot quicker. You open presents in front of your family! Same here!
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Some fruity lines from rude comedians:
We all love a good laugh, no matter the occasion. But as you get older, the adult funny jokes may be the more appropriate and enjoyable option. If you are a bit innocent, then you may not know what is to be expected from an adult joke. Expect sexual jokes and offensive humour. Although we will leave the more disgusting and horrible humour to the darker places of the web…. Our best rude jokes can be used in a number of situations and we think they could work perfectly inside a greeting card, a casual joke to your friend or you could even risk it and use some as pickup lines — so, we will let you decide! As we enter our huge list of funny adult jokes, we would like to warn you of rude language and a lot of sexual innuendos…. Obviously rude jokes come in all shapes and sizes and we have plenty more to show you… Next up, rude chat up lines….
We all love the times we laughed so hard. And with the world currently in so much turmoil, we can all agree that we need much of that-more than ever. The latter is on your bill-haha. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra from the counters. Police put out an alert that they are looking for two hardened criminals. Wanna take the joke a little far? Here-one of the thieves drops the Viagra in the river while running from the police. Now the folks down the river are having real trouble with hard water…haha.